Would you have? There’s a Heidi nodding her head. They tried calling me Judy for a while but I just wouldn’t respond. My father just stared, “he can’t be my boy.” I was in stitches. In fact, I was a boy until my mother changed my diapers for the first time. You see, when I was born the doctor was either far-sighted or a prankster, because as I popped out, I remember it vividly, he declared “it’s a boy.” Am I embarrassed or what? Actually, I lied to you. Look at these girls over here all rustling through their programs.
Everyone named Heidi must change their name when they lose their virginity. I know what you’re all thinking… How come she has a boy’s name? Actually my real name is Heidi.īut I had to change it when I lost my virginity. ALL KIDDING ASIDEĪ monologue from the play by Charles Johnson You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown 20 Super Funny Comedic Monologues For Teenage Females From Plays 1. Puffs, Or Seven Increasingly Eventful Years At A Certain School Of Magic And Magic
Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead 20 Super Funny Comedic Monologues For Teenage Females From Plays.She delivers her speech as a string of declarations she is just as surprised as her son will be. The move blocks her son’s advance to the crown. She hopes that Lear will be so annoyed that he’ll go and live with Regan instead.Ī monologue from the play King John – Lady Constanceįrance the French King Philip’s pavilion Lady Constance, widow of Geoffrey, King John’s brother, and mother of Arthur, John’s rival to the throne, becomes distraught when Salisbury tells her of the planned dynastic marriage between the French Dauphin Louis and Blanche of Spain. In a sudden move to infuriate her father and send him over the edge, Regan tells her steward, Oswald, to make as much trouble as he can in the castle. Goneril is embarrassed and has had enough of her father acting so rashly and selfishly. In the scene previous to this, Goneril’s servant reprimanded Lear’s fool, and Lear hit him for interfering. Lear, a vain and foolish man, has just divided his kingdom between two of his daughters (Goneril and Regan) and left his youngest (Cordelia) out of his will. Goneril is fed up with her father, King Lear. He prays for strength for his soldiers, and forgiveness for his father’s wrongdoings in killing King Richard, and claiming the crown for his own.Ī monologue from the play King Lear – Goneril Here, an honest and likable king confesses his doubts to the audience. He has just spoken to a group of gruff soldiers who tell him that all responsibility hangs upon the king. The restless King Harry, in disguise, roams about the camp unrecognized. The English camp on the night before the decisive Battle of Agincourt. Angelo is a tyrannical, hypocritical, twisted, and over-zealous man whose passions outweigh his sense of right and wrong.Ī monologue from the play Henry V – King Henry Vįrance. She tells Angelo that she will tell the entire city of his demand, but he responds with this manipulative speech.
Isabella, disgusted and frightened by this prospect is not prepared to give this much of herself to the man who imprisoned her brother. He has called Isabella to his chamber to offer her a way of saving her brother’s life and prolonging his execution – sleeping with Angelo. This monologue is a hysterical profession of love and adoration in the face of stern rejection.Ī monologue from the play Measure for Measure – AngeloĪngelo, deputy of the Duke of Vienna, is standing in while the Duke is away. Luciana rejects him, thinking that Antipholus of Syracuse is her sister’s husband, Antipholus of Ephesus, and she accuses him of cheating on his wife. He showers affection on her, enraptured by her beauty. When Antipholus of Syracuse finds his way to the home of his long-lost brother, he meets Luciana, his brother’s sister-in-law. By chance, they are both named “Antipholus”, as are both their servants named “Dromio”. Unbeknownst to them, two brothers are separated at birth, one sent to Syracuse and one to Ephesus. He is totally overwhelmed by his change of feeling, hence the long 12-syllable line at the beginning.Ĭomedy of Errors – Antipholus of Syracuse He has just given the clown Costard a letter to deliver to her, declaring his passion. Berowne, who has forsworn his pact to avoid all women in favor of contemplation and academic study, falls madly in love with the bewitching Rosaline.
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